Welcome to Smoke-T's Place. This is the home of The Watchman Smoke-T, Rapper, musician, poet and veritable psychopath from the wild lands of Southern Scotland.

        This site is very much under construction with the exception of the Evil Machine portion which was my original site and is now very much under deconstruction so there are bound to be a few ragged edges here and there.

        At the very most I hope you enjoy coming to my site enough to become a regular visitor, nay even an ambassador for the site with your friends, at the very least and much more likely I hope you enjoy it enough not to bombard Fortune City with 'It's just too shit to live, get rid of it NOW !' messages.

The site has various odds and ends, Daft stuff about how my mates look like celebs, Strange tales of investigative derring-do from Sheffield's super sleuth Barnett P.I., A soon to be expanded and revamped page about Glasgow Celtic and my feelings towards them, Links-a-plenty for all your browsing requirements, a set of Album reviews so you can plan your musical purchases with someone to blame if they are crap 

The OFFICIAL (ok only) website detailing the sorry tale of Parma Violent. The poignant story of 4 social outcasts (ok, weirdo's if you must, sheesh you lot don't let things become very romanticized) who relentlessly pursue (until they get fed up) their goal of being very silly on tape whilst making a racket that just possibly could be mistaken for a song someone thought they recognized in a dark light with ear muffs on. A sort of Keep it real edition of the Commitments. A veritable gold mine of material, Mp3's MIDI files, Never seen anywhere photo's of the band, band contacts, biography, scans of Demo Tape covers, Full lyrics to most memorable songs, and more to come !

Smoke-T. The Watchman on the walls of world freedom. Foul mouthed rapper with a love for the ladies and the 'erb and not much nice to say about politicians, racists, puff daddy or Viasystems. One time partner of DEF=Adder (Scotland's answer to Ole Dirty Bastard according to Rion) Scotland's answer to err umm I dunno who's white and really shite ? Vanilla Ice ? No way man ! you are NOT on son ! a-ha, got it ! Smoke-T answers to (and is Scotland's answer to) No one right ?

Smoke-T, enigma, Guitar playing folkie ? you wot ? Smoke-T bass playing Simon Gallup idolizing alternative weirdo ? Wouldn't be a surprise anymore. Smoke-T, ambient sweeping self-indulgent electronic bleep bleep noise maker. Ok, Ok consider surprise back on the agenda.

Look Just click the sodding link right ? I'm a mental case and need indulged if I am to remain un-psychotic (or more likely un-huffy) and pay for my expensive course of counseling and medication

Viasytems Selkirk Message board and some other stuff rescued from my freeserve site.

Keith, your cheerful webmaster shares this superficial glimpse into his own mediocre and uninspiring existance. Who would have thought one so dull could come up with all this.

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